jaclcfrost:

90% of the characters i love

  • are assholes
  • are dead
  • are both an asshole and dead
9 hours ago on July 29th | J | 23,699 notes
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slimedeath:

what am i supposed to talk about with people who dont watch tv shows

9 hours ago on July 29th | J | 159,751 notes
cannibal-swag:

jfarge:

ven0moth:

why do they sell these

to commit a murder most fowl

sit down

cannibal-swag:

jfarge:

ven0moth:

why do they sell these

to commit a murder most fowl

sit down

9 hours ago on July 29th | J | 260,616 notes

sherlock + plan timing

9 hours ago on July 29th | J | 1,021 notes

averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

9 hours ago on July 29th | J | 13,867 notes
lightsharpnesssong:

jenova-amaranth:

fullten:

dollycoquetry:

fullten:

A lot of dudes think women dress slutty for them, but honestly if men weren’t such fucking animals I would dress 300000% more slutty then I do now. You people ruin everything.  
I wanna wear this shit outside god damn it. 

Oh my god SO TRUE. I would constantly wear thigh highs and short skirts and underbust corsets because I look so fucking good. God forbid women like their OWN bodies, too.

For real !! like 90 % of my fucking wardrobe now is just for cam cause it’s too sexy to wear in public. Fucking bullshit.  I use to wear thigh highs with garters with shorts a lot but I got sooo many comments. Fucking… people. You literally just saw the tops of my thighs. But all the dudes are like ‘Why wear that if you don’t want attention???’ cause i look fine as hell and I don’t give a shit about some fucking random broke ass dudes on the corner. 

I can’t even express how much this describes my feelings. Bitch I wear my corsets and my fishnets and my heels the size you wish your dick was because they make me feel fucking fabulous, not because I want you to tell me how much you’d like to “smash” me.

Heels the size you wish your dick was.

lightsharpnesssong:

jenova-amaranth:

fullten:

dollycoquetry:

fullten:

A lot of dudes think women dress slutty for them, but honestly if men weren’t such fucking animals I would dress 300000% more slutty then I do now. You people ruin everything.  

I wanna wear this shit outside god damn it. 

Oh my god SO TRUE. I would constantly wear thigh highs and short skirts and underbust corsets because I look so fucking good. God forbid women like their OWN bodies, too.

For real !! like 90 % of my fucking wardrobe now is just for cam cause it’s too sexy to wear in public. Fucking bullshit.  I use to wear thigh highs with garters with shorts a lot but I got sooo many comments. Fucking… people. You literally just saw the tops of my thighs. But all the dudes are like ‘Why wear that if you don’t want attention???’ cause i look fine as hell and I don’t give a shit about some fucking random broke ass dudes on the corner. 

I can’t even express how much this describes my feelings. Bitch I wear my corsets and my fishnets and my heels the size you wish your dick was because they make me feel fucking fabulous, not because I want you to tell me how much you’d like to “smash” me.

Heels the size you wish your dick was.

9 hours ago on July 29th | J | 157,422 notes
didney-worl-no-uta:

princessbuggie:

really

IS THE MALE EGO THAT FUCKING FRAGILE TO BE OFFENDED BY DOGS?!

didney-worl-no-uta:

princessbuggie:

really

IS THE MALE EGO THAT FUCKING FRAGILE TO BE OFFENDED BY DOGS?!

10 hours ago on July 29th | J | 11,940 notes

theshirtlessgibbby:

I love redheads.

Fictional or real. It doesn’t matter. Redheads! [/slams fist on the table]

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

dalasharaia:

oh.my.god

I can’t decide who’s more adorable.

10 hours ago on July 29th | J | 203,343 notes

chilten:

hey kids wanna buy some sodium amytal

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dan-fan-fics:

thegreatamelia1:

Sometimes Dan reminds me of the people in infomercials 

I AM CRYING ACTUAL TEARS WHAT OMG

dan-fan-fics:

thegreatamelia1:

Sometimes Dan reminds me of the people in infomercials

I AM CRYING ACTUAL TEARS WHAT OMG

10 hours ago on July 29th | J | 33,329 notes

poryqon:

me: *accidentally leaves one light on when i leave the room*
my dad: WHO LEFT ALL THE LIGHTS ON WHEN THERE IS NO ONE IN THE ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE WASTING ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10 hours ago on July 29th | J | 2,669 notes

I prefer my doctors clean-shaven.
That’s not a sentence you hear every day.

I prefer my doctors clean-shaven.

That’s not a sentence you hear every day.

10 hours ago on July 29th | J | 1,530 notes

A Free Commission

near-and-gildas-blog:

Hey guys. I’m in desperate need of one free commission. Just one. It’s for a friend of mine. I have some specifications for the artist.
-must be able to draw an Anthro female Nightfury.
-must be able to draw humans.
-I’m looking for manga artists.
-please help me.
-I’m broke.
-I’m begging you.
-PLEASE.

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