90% of the characters i love
- are assholes
- are dead
- are both an asshole and dead
what am i supposed to talk about with people who dont watch tv shows
sherlock + plan timing
u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise
A lot of dudes think women dress slutty for them, but honestly if men weren’t such fucking animals I would dress 300000% more slutty then I do now. You people ruin everything.
I wanna wear this shit outside god damn it.
Oh my god SO TRUE. I would constantly wear thigh highs and short skirts and underbust corsets because I look so fucking good. God forbid women like their OWN bodies, too.
For real !! like 90 % of my fucking wardrobe now is just for cam cause it’s too sexy to wear in public. Fucking bullshit. I use to wear thigh highs with garters with shorts a lot but I got sooo many comments. Fucking… people. You literally just saw the tops of my thighs. But all the dudes are like ‘Why wear that if you don’t want attention???’ cause i look fine as hell and I don’t give a shit about some fucking random broke ass dudes on the corner.
I can’t even express how much this describes my feelings. Bitch I wear my corsets and my fishnets and my heels the size you wish your dick was because they make me feel fucking fabulous, not because I want you to tell me how much you’d like to “smash” me.
Heels the size you wish your dick was.
IS THE MALE EGO THAT FUCKING FRAGILE TO BE OFFENDED BY DOGS?!
I love redheads.
Fictional or real. It doesn’t matter. Redheads! [/slams fist on the table]
hey kids wanna buy some sodium amytal
Sometimes Dan reminds me of the people in infomercials
I AM CRYING ACTUAL TEARS WHAT OMG
me: *accidentally leaves one light on when i leave the room*
my dad: WHO LEFT ALL THE LIGHTS ON WHEN THERE IS NO ONE IN THE ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE WASTING ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I prefer my doctors clean-shaven.
That’s not a sentence you hear every day.
A Free Commission
Hey guys. I’m in desperate need of one free commission. Just one. It’s for a friend of mine. I have some specifications for the artist.
-must be able to draw an Anthro female Nightfury.
-must be able to draw humans.
-I’m looking for manga artists.
-please help me.
-I’m begging you.